I don't get it.

A place to live....check
Amy being employed...check
Boyfriends for Amy and I....no check

Let's unpack that for a minute. Amy and I are great women. Amy can cook, bake, paint, knit, crochet, sew, massage, clean, and talk. What more could you want? I can cook (when I have a recipe and time), bake (same as before), crochet hats and scarves, be laid back, and majorly awesome. What is the dilly yo? We are both single. And continue to be for long periods of time. If I were a man, I would date me and Amy! If I were a lesbian, (rest assured Mother, I am not) we would totally be hot commodities.

But we are both straight. Terribly straight. And single. (Did I mention that we were single?)

Anyway, if you have brothers, cousins, nephews, or know single fathers all of whom are over the age of 23 and under 50, then please, give them our numbers.

PS. our new address is 915 Orient Street. We move this weekend!